Dick In A Box

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you

So just sit down, and listen...

Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Well you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top

Take a look inside...

It's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sorta gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl you gotta know you're my shining star

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you needs something real

I wanna get you something from the heart (something special girl)

(Chorus)

It's my dick in a box!

My dick in a box babe

It's my dick in a box! (ooohhhoooo)

My dick in a box girl

(Chorus)

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving (yeah)

And I got just the one

Something to show you that you are second to none (yeah yeah yeah)

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do, just follow these steps.

One

Cut a hole in a box

Two

Put your junk in that box

Three

Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

(Chorus)

Christmas (dick in a box)

Hanukkah (dick in a box)

Kwanzaa (a dick in a box)

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Over at your parent's house a dick in a box

Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box

Back stage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yea yea well well well well)

(A dick in a box)